"Wait. Do I even want to book Tricycle Thief?"

Sounds like you need to head over yonder and meet the band. If you prefer a more direct approach, you can download some of our increasingly decent demos and live tracks and judge us based upon them (if you must).

"Okay. I definitely want to book Tricycle Thief."

Excellent! We're going to be really excited to play for you. Just send an email to booking@tricyclethief.org. We'll probably be so excited that we'll get back to you almost immediately.